Dienstag, 13. Mai 2008

Gerade eben...

...Ich liege noch im Bett (jaja, faules Studentenschwein), es läutet an der Tür. Nachdem ich Post erwarte, ziehe ich es dem Liegenbleiben doch lieber vor, aus dem Bett raus - in Socken sowie Hose rein zu springen, zur Tür zu laufen und diese zu öffnen. Davor: Nichts! Absolut Nichts. Wohlgemerkt, ich habe für oben beschriebene Aktion ungefähr 20 Sekunden benötigt.

Grummelnd, angefressen und mir der Tatsache bewusst, wieder mal selbst zur Post fahren zu müssen, um mir dort mein Päckchen abzuholen, mache ich das, was an meiner Stelle jeder andere (Student) auch getan hätte. Ich entledige mich meiner Socken sowie Hose und krieche ins, noch immer angewärmte, Bett zurück. Kaum habe ich die optimale Schlafposition eingenommen, läutet es abermals an der Tür. Ich springe also abermals aus dem Bett und laufe zur Tür - mit Hose, ohne Socken. Kein Schwein draußen. Ich rufe, ich grummle -nichts.

Schwer am hin und her überlegen, ob es sich jetzt wirklich lohnen würde, noch einmal ins Bett zu kriechen, schleppe ich mich zurück in mein Zimmer. Plötzlich klopft es an der Tür. Ich stürme hin, reiße sie auf und draußen steht - der Rauchfangkehrer. "Ich muss mal ihren Durchlauferhitzer kontrollieren - haben sie sowas überhaupt, oder Fernwärme" grantelt er mir in bester Kaffeehaus-Kellner-Manier entgegen. Ich überlege kurz, ob ich mit "und warum hast du eine Rauchfangkehrer-Uniform an?" antworten soll, da ich ihm aber lieber keinen blasen möchte, murmle ich bloß "Fernwärme", schließe die Tür und schlurfe, immer noch hundemüde, ins Zimmer retour.

Zurück bleiben schwere Augenlider und die brennende Frage, wie, verdammt nochmal, hat es dieser große und dicke Kerl zwei mal geschafft, so schnell, völlig spur- und geräuschlos zu verschwinden, nachdem er geklingelt hat!?

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